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Hail Santa

Hail Santa

Regular price $19.00 Sale

Are you afraid of the almighty ruler of the world? Are you concerned that he's checked his list and he's now checking it twice? Are you afraid he can see you contemplating this purchase? Are you afraid of his all knowing omnipotent kaleidoscope and his ability to travel the globe with the swift gallops of 8 reindeer?

Can he see through the earth? Can he smite you into coal? Can he mount your head on a candy cane spike? Better safe than sorry....

Have no fear, worship Santa year to year.

HAIL SANTA. (and his omnipotent kaleidoscope)

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30