Do you need a bag for your sexbox? Do you need an awesome looking bag for some alcohol transportation? Do you want to look awesome as you scooter down the sidewalk while wearing a backwards helmet? (This backpack will be free to anyone who gets the backwards helmet reference. Hint: it's from late 2016 to early 2017)
Look no more!
All jokes aside this thing is pretty slick. It even has a laptop area in it.